Nexus

BREAKING: It seems kat's zestiness has made the refs fall in love with him and thus the refs are intentionally missing calls (source: @jingluejuice via Nexus)

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BREAKING: nexus social has killed at least 20 polar bears. the endangered species’ natural habitat has been repeatedly harmed by nexus‘s rampant data usage. this number is expected to keep growing. (source: @jinglejuice)

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BREAKING: ezra and gabe are starting a totally legit news company, the picture is of gabe and ezra (Source: @ezra via this)

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BREAKING: Gabe (@jinglejuice) is declaring for the NBA draft next year. He is expected to be drafted in the late first round or the early second round. This comes as a major shock to many in the sporting world because he hasn't even graduated middle school. (Source: @nbacentel via X)

BREAKING: Edmundo Sosa suspended for 3 games after locker room fight breaks out, supposedly after he said 1B Bryce Harper "smells like fish" (Source: @ESPN via X)

BREAKING! Angels and Phillies have agreed to a trade which sends SP Jose Soriano to the Phillies in exchange for second baseman Bryson Stott and a 2027 first round Draft Pick. Soriano has an impressive 6-3 record and 2.44 ERA this year. The Phillies rotation will be strengthened by the Cy Young candidate since their 5 man, Aaron Nola has been shaky this year (Source: @JeffPassan via X)

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Starting a sourdough starter takes about 7 days using only flour, water, and time. What You Need: Unbleached flour (all-purpose or whole wheat) Filtered water A clean glass jar Step-by-Step Guide: Day 1: Mix equal parts flour and water (e.g., 50g flour + 50g water) in your jar. Stir well, cover loosely with a lid, and leave at room temperature. Day 2: Stir the mixture to add oxygen. No extra flour or water is needed. Days 3–7: Daily feedings. Discard half of your starter. Add equal parts flour and water to the remaining half. Mix, cover, and rest.Your starter is ready to bake with when it reliably bubbles, rises, and falls within 6 to 12 hours of feeding. For more details, consult The Perfect Loaf.

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